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This is a fictional tale of small town epididymal hypertension, the condition of temporary fluid congestion (vasocongestion) in the testicles accompanied by testicular pain, caused by prolonged sexual arousal in the human male without ejaculation. To make the song appropriate for all audiences, vintage slang is used to obscure so-called vulgarity. No humans were actually harmed in the making of this song.
lyrics
Blue Balls In Billtown
(Nazel Pickens)
I believe, I believe I gotta dust my broom
Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
You lowdown rounders you can have my room
Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
My baby used to play that ol’ rusty trombone
Take a ride on the Cleveland Steamer too
Hauled my ashes, done ground my corn
Stayed outta handcuffs for you
Gon' get on the horn to ev’ry bar I know
Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
If she ain’t in Murphy, she’s in Medford I know
Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
Now its all just dolled-up flat tires
Bank’s closed, done run outta cash
I got a wet check and a wooden nickel,
No-account half empty bottle of mash
I know, I know I done you wrong
Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
But come on honey, can I come back home
Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
I Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
Well, I believe, I believe I gotta dust my broom
Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
You lowdown rounders you can have my room
Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
I’ve eaten chocolate pizza and chili dogs
Soggy biscuits, fine jelly roll
Was a slicker than snot drugstore cowboy man
Rip-roarin’ log-stacker down in ol’ Frisco
Gon' get on the horn to ev’ry bar I know
Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
If ya ain’t in Murphy, you’re in Medford I know
Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
Was a huntin’ and peckin’ night owl
Daisy-chainin’, barebackin’ tea-bagger too
Lived on jerked meat and fine balone
Join some giblets with fine stew
I know baby I done you wrong
Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
But come on honey, can I come back home
Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
I Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
Well, I believe, I believe I gotta dust my broom
Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
You lowdown rounders you can have my room
Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
I used to hit them balls right outta the park
‘Round them bases I once flew
Was a pitcher and a catcher in the game
Even tried switch-hittin’ too
Gon' get on the horn to ev’ry bar I know
Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
You ain’t in Murphy, you’re in Medford I know
Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
Now, I’m as cold as a frog's wet behind
Dark as inside a jersey cow
Wanna bend some bloomers, give a green gown
Put the devil right back into hell
Now I know, I know I done you wrong
Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
But come on honey, can I come back home
Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
I Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
I Got them Blue Balls In Billtown
credits
released April 4, 2018
Blue Balls In Billtown (Nazel Pickens)
THE DISTILLED-SPIRIT REBELLION
100 Proof Backwoods Blend
Nazel Pickens - vocals, guitar
Mike O’Donnell - drums
Benji - bass, vocals
Lob Strilla - fender rhodes
Jason O’Day - guitars, harmonica
John Stiemert - keys
Christopher “Bear” Smith - additional vocals
Recorded (12-22-16)
LIVE @ THE SWAMP HOUSE, WILLIAMS, OR
produced by Nazel Pickens and Mike O’Donnell
mixed and engineered by Nazel Pickens and Mike O’Donnell
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